My Stumpy Lamp Post....But Happier...

Since I put up my stumpy lamp post pictures, the one that's had a drastic haircut, there's been some Twitter traffic. What are people doing, you ask? Here's what it looks like now:

Someone suggested I consult Trinny & Susannah (self-styled fashion gurus on British TV, one fat, the other thin, all bases covered). Someone else said: "Mummified lamppost.  I wonder what it's after-life experience will be?" Fair question. So I decided to do something about it.

Here's my attempt:

Thank you to the Romanian Relief charity shop for the styling.

Here is a closer view. As you can see it's a much happier stumpy lamp post now.